"The new improved Bookworld uses modern traffic signage" - Jasper Fforde
"…divided by Mr. Snicket or another party, although Mr. Snicket rarely attends parties…"
The Duchess of Winnipeg’s masked ball was the last public event the VFD members dared to attend together.
"…spread through my veins like a secret that’s fun to keep. I wanted…"
Anyone who understood my last message, please respond with haste.
“No reality has the power to dispel a dream.”
–Lemony Snicket, "When Did You See Her Last?"
A shovel of his diamonds took
From the hearth’s obscurest nook,
Muttering soliloquies as she went.
Cinderella and Henry knew that Granny
Was as much afraid of Ghosts as any,
And so they studied hard-
But Helen clung to one stranger’s arm,
And her own spasm made her shake.
"…necessary to keep the entire planet from descending into despair. I have not…"
"…I can play all the card games and read all the Russian novels…"
(An excerpt from the training manual for apprentices that I received when I first joined V.F.D.) - S.